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| 5. Def Leppard - I suppose this pick holds sentimental value with me. When I was a child, I heard "Let's Get Rocked" and I was hooked. Saw them live too. Let me just say, they put on a great show. Sure the music wasn't too intricate or anything (The drums for every song after the first album were pretty much redundant because of the drummer's lack of arms), but Joe Elliot is the man, and Def Leppard is one of the greatest rock bands of all time, bros.
4. Pearl Jam - This band is great. Solid albums. Add to that they're one of the greatest live bands of all time and you've got a bitchin' band, my friend. Eddie Vedder is a genius. His lyrics and philosophy on a lot of things are spot on. Mike Mccready's guitar-work is immense as well. One of the great things about the band is their reluctance to bask in the spotlight. It makes them even more intriguing. Good stuff.
3. Led Zeppelin - If this band doesn't make it on everyone's top 10 at least, you're a fucking piece of shit and I hate you. Really. I can't describe how much this band rocks. I mean, I don't even think it can be put into words. Why am I even trying? You know, for most bands, I say, "I like these guys because 'insert reason here'" but with Zepp, honestly, just listen. That's all you need to know.
2. Incubus - This band is the classic "Don't judge a book by it's cover" band. I remember a few years ago when "drive" came out, and I'm all like, "this is fucking stupid." Well then I download an album and listen to the whole thing, next thing you know I'm downloading every album and going, "well holy shit, these guys are amazing." On the outside I saw a band that was pretty much like other bands of the time - a false portrayal of uniqueness wrapped up in a catchy single and a really shitty album. But everything from the lyrics to the music itself, I find myself completely wrapped in when I listen to them. I mean, their first album sucked balls, but after that, I can't say they've put out a terrible album since.
1. Kaddisfly - Man this is the greatest band you've never heard of (except the only 2 people who will read this already know and love this band as well). The message this band puts out with every song is amazing. Their philosophy is great and their music isn't watered down, repetitive radio bullshit, and in this day and age, that's refreshing as fuck. Do yourself a favor, and listen to these guys.
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| Seriously, fuck the New England Patriots.
It's bad enough all of my favorite teams suck donkey cock, but too add insult to injury, I have to watch these annoying fuckwads go 16-0 - a perfect regular season. How did this happen? I don't fucking know, but I'm pissed off. They've been through it all: close calls, spygate, etc...
I can't believe it still, even the next day. How do teams fail to beat these fags? How hard is it to defend the shotgun spread offense every fucking play? Tom Brady is a stupid douchebag, and there is literally no one on the team that I really want to live. If they don't blow out a team, the other team either completely falls apart or the refs happen to let all of the calls go to the Patriots. Yeah, I said it: It's a fucking fix. Take that Ravens game if you saw it: biggest bullshit of all time. The way the refs have Bill Bellicick's fecal matter all over their chin's makes it easy to see who Roger Goodell wants to win every week. Which brings me to my second point:
Fuck you.
I've been accused of being a hater, and that's the biggest compliment you can give me. Hater? You bet your ass, til death, son. Fuck Tom Brady, fuck Randy moss, fuck Coach B, fuck the Patriots, fuck off.
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